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Bay to Breakers 2011

Yesterday was the 100th annual Bay to Breakers run in San Francisco, the biggest freak show in the country. And I was there to be a part of it


That’s right, I’ve returned to San Francisco for the annual Bay to Breakers fun run, not just because it was a crazy time last year, but because this is the 100th anniversary of one of the most famous fun runs in the country.

I’m going to just say it up front: Bay to Breakers is the bawdiest sporting event in the country, if not the world. People from all over flock to this event to watch and participate in this fun run filled with drunkenness, dancing, outrageous costumes, or no costumes at all.

That being said, this year’s Bay to Breakers was dramatically subdued compared to last year, thanks(?) in part to ING’s pulling out as a title sponsor due to the complaints by residents about the trash, drunkenness, human waste and lewd behavior. (Note that no one complained about the nudity.) Big props to Zazzle for stepping up and saving the race, allowing it to go on for its momentous centennial.

You may have seen my photos and videos last year. These photos show a quieter, gentler race, still sporting costumes and nudity, but less alcohol, weed, and elaborate house parties. Heck, even many of the religious protesters stayed home this year.

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Bay to Breakers 2011

I don't know how these ladies ran in this outfit, but I wish I took a photo of them getting stuff out of their fanny packs. They had to lift a flap in the back to get their supplies!

I tried running with my iPhone this time, thus the photo quality, but I could capture more video! Here are the famous flying tortillas at the start line:

Here’s a clip of the traditional salmon run at Bay to Breakers:

You can watch the rest of my videos from yesterday, here.

Now, I don’t mean to be so down on the event … people who did this race for the first time this year were raving about how fun it was. I found myself comparing this run to last year, which was much more outrageous. Plus, the biggest piece missing for me this year was Gumby, a.k.a. Brad Tada, who didn’t get to run this race. He really made the event exceptionally fun last year, so that was a big void for me.

I do recommend, whether you run it or not, that you go to the Haight after the run to watch ALL the freaks go by. As I rode the bus home, we drove through the Haight and I realized that I missed a lot of exceptional costumes and, um, body paint. I was probably in a tamer section of the run and didn’t get to see the best of the best.

Will I run it again? Maybe. Like I said, it’s till the bawdiest fun run in the country. Hopefully Zazzle’s support will bring it back to a higher level of nuttiness that San Francisco is known for.

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M 64 pts

Hello Melissa,

You got to do it naked next year. :)

Melissa808 268 pts

johngarcia M eh, even if I had the guts to go naked, it's waaaayyyy too cold!

nonstopmari 245 pts

what 'human waste'? omg. i can handle being surrounded by naked ppl, but not 7.5 miles of human waste w/ 50,000 ppl, even in the san francisco cool. *shudder*

so what did u eat after? :)

Melissa808 268 pts

nonstopmari Drunken people would be peeing or throwing up in residents' yards. sorry, I didn't mean to imply they were defecating! And no, not the whole 7.5 miles.

I went to Sandy Hu's house for dinner! Will blog that later.

jlieu 45 pts

I love love the photos! I thought the one with the nekiid guy with hot girls was funny- he was checking out himself instead of the girls! :)

Melissa808 268 pts

jlieu why oh why do pretty girls want to pose with the ooji guy? LOL. Lesson to the ooji guys out there: If you want hot girls to take pix with you, strip down and enter Bay to Breakers.

turkfontaine 202 pts

jlieu he was trying to check himself out. judging by his beer gut, he's the only participant who couldn't see his dick

LenaHanson 20 pts

These pictures are awesome!!! I wanna see more nakedness!!! LOL I wish I was there! Love it!!!!

Melissa808 268 pts

LenaHanson there was ONE nekkid girl near me but she looked kind of stressed out, so I opted not to take her photo. Maybe her friends didn't get nekkid like they were supposed to?

jlieu 45 pts

Well there is always next yr... Lena.. you ready?! LOL Melissa808 LenaHanson

ParkRat 27 pts

Awww...@tadasauce missed out! He should be ashamed of himself for letting life get in the way of showing you his thong.

Melissa808 268 pts

ParkRat tadasauce as you know, life is not the same without the sauce.

jlieu 45 pts

I KNOW!!! I was looking forward to a Tadasauce Cameo! Melissa808 ParkRat tadasauce

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  2. [...] been two years since I ran the famous Bay to Breakers fun run with my wacky friend, Brad Tada (@tadasauce). If you recall, he dressed up as Gumby, which [...]

About Melissa Chang

Melissa has more than 20 years’ experience in marketing and public relations. She is currently a freelance writer and independent marketing consultant, specializing in social media. 

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